Monday, March 2, 2015

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

New Jersey Suddenly Settles $9 Billion Suit With Exxon for Just $250 Million
After Governor and future Exxon board member Chris Christie steps in to help.
Scott Walker: I'll Deal With ISIS Just Like I Dealt With Unions
By cutting off their pensions.
Study Finds Alcohol Most Dangerous, Marijuana Least Dangerous Recreational Drug
Calls for stiff penalties for anyone found in possession of half a gram of beer.
Pope Canonizes Junipero Serra, Who Converted, Imprisoned, Flogged Native Americans
Part of church's “tough love” program.
Gee, they left out "Enslaved" and "Murdered". Damn liberal media!

Saturday, February 28, 2015

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on Feb 18, 2015
"Pancho and Lefty" is a song written by country singer and songwriter Townes Van Zandt. Often considered his "most enduring and well-known song," Van Zandt first recorded it for his 1972 album, The Late Great Townes Van Zandt. Emmylou Harris then covered the song for her 1977 album, Luxury Liner. Also in 1977, Hoyt Axton recorded it on his album Snowblind Friend. The song became a number one country hit in 1983 when Merle Haggard and Willie Nelson adopted it as the title track of their duet album Pancho & Lefty. Steve Earle performs the song on his 2009 album Townes, which consists of songs written by van Zandt, Earle's friend and mentor. Members of the Western Writers of America chose it as one of the Top 100 Western songs of all time.

Thanks to Schlagerfabrikken.

Monday, February 23, 2015

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Jeb Bush: “I Am My Own Man” on Foreign Policy
Although, he admits, invading Iraq does run in the family.
Reason Pot Gives People the Munchies: Cannabinoids Activate Pro-Opiomelanocortin Neurons
Pro-opiomelanocortin neurons are the main ingredient in Cheetos.
Hell Freezes Over
Recent arrivals able to walk across River Styx.
Baseball to Speed Up Play This Year
But plan to call it “Baseball on Steroids” has been shelved.

Monday, February 16, 2015

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Wisconsin Gov. Walker Dodges Question About Evolution
But cops to Earth going around the sun.
Netflix Launches $7.99 a Month Service in Cuba
Hoping Cubans will want to pay one third of their monthly income to binge-watch “House of Cards.”
More Than 202,000 People Have Applied For One-Way Ticket to Mars
Most of them to get out of jury duty.
Drone That Intercepts Other Drones Undergoes Testing
By Wham-O.

Monday, February 9, 2015

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Calls Renewed for Release of Withheld Parts of Investigation Linking Saudis With 9/11
Now that we have enough oil.
Rand Paul Gets His Measles Vaccination
Develops autism.
Two Thirds of Americans Dissatisfied With Wealth Distribution
Includes richest .1%, who want more.
Study: Conservatives Die Sooner Than Liberals
Usually from gout.